Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit

The sort of secret blog of Beans, a.k.a. Jules, a.k.a. "Legs for Miles" a.k.a. "Rackie the Boob Queen." Fine, ok, not the last two. Starting July 2006, sometimes "Mike," aka "fagadoccio," is a co-poster on the blog. The co-poster child, really.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Geoduck: Nothing to do with maps or ducks

A geoduck, as I recently learned, is a delicious crazy sea clam. But you're gonna wanna check out this amazing link to a Google Image Search Results page for "GEODUCK". It is literally BONKERS.

Thanks to my friend Phil for bringing this beautiful gem into my world.

I'm deliberately NOT posting an image on this page so that you can be visually assaulted by the Google image results. Thanks again, Phil!


This bird's vagina is definitely frowning, right?

5 Comments:

At 9:17 AM, Blogger grace said...

Lol! ha ha ha looks very unhappy huh!

 
At 10:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's on it's back and birds hate that! Flip it over and the vagina will smill.

 
At 3:54 PM, Blogger cookiecrumb said...

And: Do you know how "geoduck" is pronounced?
Gooey duck.

 
At 8:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you expect?
It's a duckling twat.

 
At 3:40 AM, Anonymous geoduck said...

I love eating gooey ducks. My mother loves to make it with rice, tastes great! Though I do think you have to get used to the texture.

Geoducks are prized foods in food markets worldwide and are a highly valued fishery for the state (Puget Sound) , estimated at $40 million annually.

Check out geoduck for info.

 

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