Ode to an Island Shakes Hamburger

I'm gonna have a freakout
If I dont get a burger soon.
I ate my lunch at 10 am
and I like my dinner half past noon.

If you don't like disgusting scenes
you should not let a beef cow pass,
because I will drop my clipboard stat
and bite it in its big raw ass.

If the cow says "please dont eat me"
and then a spud says "please dont fry me!"
Fuck them! and I will fuck with bacon
so little piggy, do not try me.

OH I SEE YOU AVOCADO
you think you're getting off that quick?
I'ma spank you upside my burg'
with a big ass swiss cheese dick.

WASSUP, LUNCH? WHO'S YO DADDY?
Dass RIGHT, it's THIS HERE THUG!
Now just shut up and be delicious
While I stuff you in my mug.

THAT'S IT! I'm outta here!