Why can't I unzip this damn fatty suit???! Oh, because it's my body.

I'm doing a lot of research on both countryside food culture and the restaurant world. But MAN is it taking its toll! I feel like someone rolled me in glue, and then in a mattress. Made of fat.

Hey, at least I'm not researching testosterone replacement therapy.


Now I have to go watch "Fletch," because it's the only movie on Finnish TV.