Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit

The sort of secret blog of Beans, a.k.a. Jules, a.k.a. "Legs for Miles" a.k.a. "Rackie the Boob Queen." Fine, ok, not the last two. Starting July 2006, sometimes "Mike," aka "fagadoccio," is a co-poster on the blog. The co-poster child, really.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Paula Deen has Grandson/Snack

"Inn't he just so cute? I'm 'onna just put a little buttah right on up on 'is forehead here and dip his diaper in som heavy cream and take a little bite o' that baby. Mmmmm idd'n that just a sinful li'l buttery ole baby up in theah? Mmmm thasss juss delicious!"


At 3:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow - that one actually had tears streaming down my cheeks, I was laughing so hard... I can just see Paula in that photo, taking a bite of that lil' deep fried bit o' goodness and then closing her eyes in one of her signature moments of silent ecstasy.

Mmm mmm mmm. Even better than Helen Gurley Brown's plastic surgery alibi in Bruni Digest.

At 6:17 PM, Blogger Michael "Dinglefairy" Barry said...

Which son is that? Jamie? Bobby? Well, obviously not the gay one. Speaking of Helen Gurley Brown, if anyone has the May 2003 issue of Town & Country Magazine, lovingly preserved by the owners of the kitsch-drenched beach house I shared with the family this past week, check out Helen's husband David's 5 keys to saving money. He literally self-deprecates for ordering a $120 bottle of 1985 Rothschild at the 21 Club while recounting how his wife has never thrown out a paper clip. Sounds like she's great in their half-gilded, half-paper-maiche canopy bed.

At 9:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.S. is her son Mark McGrath?

P.P.S. is a man with a bushy "flavor savor" legally allowed to procreate?


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