Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit

The sort of secret blog of Beans, a.k.a. Jules, a.k.a. "Legs for Miles" a.k.a. "Rackie the Boob Queen." Fine, ok, not the last two. Starting July 2006, sometimes "Mike," aka "fagadoccio," is a co-poster on the blog. The co-poster child, really.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

The night my heart broke

I am too emotional even to discuss it. I have spent hours crying. The worst of worst heartbreaks.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 Comments:

At 12:06 AM, Blogger Vicar said...

Um, hi?

Hey lady, you ok? Everything alright? Do you need a hand? I just happened to be walking by and noticed you were, you know, crying. Um, well...whatever is going on I hope it works out for the best. Ok then. Take care.

I mean if this is about a guy then I think I can say with confidence that he's an idiot. We're all idiots, you know? On behalf of all the men in the world I'm really sorry. Ok then.

 
At 4:23 AM, Blogger Beans said...

No man, amigo. I could care less about a man. It was a fish.

I have found the Moby to my Ahab.

 

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