Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit

The sort of secret blog of Beans, a.k.a. Jules, a.k.a. "Legs for Miles" a.k.a. "Rackie the Boob Queen." Fine, ok, not the last two. Starting July 2006, sometimes "Mike," aka "fagadoccio," is a co-poster on the blog. The co-poster child, really.

Friday, August 11, 2006

"Babyface" Bruni

Well this is hilarious:

A preparatory flyer, warning restaurant staff of Frank Bruni's various credit card aka's, as well as his tastes and demeanor.

Bruni must be thrilled that people whose livelihood depends on the accurate identification of him in their restaurants have said that he "looks very young." A toast to your La Mer anti-aging throat cream tonight, Frank!

I wonder what the eagle-eyed maitre d's would be prepared to look for if I were the NYT restaurant critic?

Reservation names:

Lisa B. Skidmark, Esq.
Penelope Danderpants
Ina Kindergarten
Leslie J. Titwhistle
Doctor Maureen O'Blunderfuss
Polly Schitzpackle

Looks like Stockard Channing, dresses like Bea Arthur.

Often accompanied by long train of kazoo-playing gays, as if she were the Pied Piper, and it had been Gay Night in Hamelin.


At 1:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is funny is that everyone and his brother will be making dinner reservations using these aliases now that they are known. There will be 20 John Bermans trying to get a table at Daniel next Saturday!

At 2:29 AM, Blogger Beans said...

that's hilarious-- I hadn't even thought about that! NYers are so cunning.


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