Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit

The sort of secret blog of Beans, a.k.a. Jules, a.k.a. "Legs for Miles" a.k.a. "Rackie the Boob Queen." Fine, ok, not the last two. Starting July 2006, sometimes "Mike," aka "fagadoccio," is a co-poster on the blog. The co-poster child, really.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Live Blogging the Food Network: Sandra Lee

I'm sorry, let's use the full title: "Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee"

I'm not going to go nuts on this woman, because let's not beat a horse that clearly died halfway through the title of her show, but I will say this:

She's making spicy red braised short ribs in a HEAD TO TOE BRIGHT WHITE JUICY COUTURE SWEATSUIT with a Mommy camel toe that recalls the rippling white canvas of a regatta-bound sail.

"I pulled this out of a box!"


At 5:54 AM, Blogger Michael "Dinglefairy" Barry said...

Sandra Lee can't have a mommy camel toe because Sandra Lee isn't a mommy. Sandra Lee is an aunt who forces her 7-year-old niece to have indoor pup tent slumber parties replete with a matching camping-themed "tablescape" of roasted twigs, virgin appletinis in hollowed-out pine cones, and merit badges made from the harvested skin of her now-dead husband.

At 2:41 PM, Anonymous YAZ said...

HOLY SHIT. I am watching that episode and immediately noticed the white trash jumpsuit (relating to her semi-can't cook trash audience) and THE CAMEL TOE. I immediately googled "Sandra lee food network camel toe" and found this. The internet is truly, truly amazing - it has captured everything.


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