Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit

The sort of secret blog of Beans, a.k.a. Jules, a.k.a. "Legs for Miles" a.k.a. "Rackie the Boob Queen." Fine, ok, not the last two. Starting July 2006, sometimes "Mike," aka "fagadoccio," is a co-poster on the blog. The co-poster child, really.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Maybe this is why pandas hate to procreate?

I'm no biologist, but can I propose something to the biologists out there?

Pandas are famously shy-- this is why, then do finally get busy, it makes international headlines. You see, scientists are always putting a male and a female panda together in a cage, cueing "Unchained Melody", and setting up candle-lit tables for two.

But the female panda nevertheless settles into her nest with the latest Dean Koontz thriller while the male panda tries to fashion a deck out of bamboo. They never want to get physical with each other. This is true of pandas in captivity as well as in the wild.

Maybe this is why:


HOLY SHIT. It looks like a UVULA dragged through lint. And LOOK AT THAT FACE! If that doesn't scare you off of procreation, what will?


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